Part eighteen in an ongoing series of old chatlogs featuring Tom and his friends.
The late Don Knotts, beloved comedian whose characters included Deputy Barney Fife from The Andy Griffith Show, and Mr. Furley from Three’s Company, was very well known for his comical faces, particularly his wide-wided expression of shock and confusion. He was a brilliant physical actor and comedian.
He also looked like he was unexpectedly getting his butthole fingers by a large German man with gigantic sausage fingers at all times.
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