This article is going to blow your mind so hard that it’s going to fly out of your skull and blow someone else’s mind!
You may not hate your job, but let’s face it, wouldn’t you rather roll out of bed whenever you damn well feel like it, and spend your time doing stuff you intensely enjoy, rather than rationalize the fact you’re getting paid well enough to do stuff that you’d really rather not do? Of course! The reality of the situation is that even if you’re not abjectly miserable at work, one or more of your coworkers are, and negativity is much, much more contagious than positivity. If you’re looking to fit in better in your workplace, just follow this guide, and you too can be a miserable fuck just like your coworkers!
This weekend, I had the pleasure of putting on a red hand puppet and wasting a lot of perfectly good food – much of which landed in my hair – for the sake of comedy. Enjoy! And if you like it, please like, comment, and subscribe to the channel, and like our Facebook page! For those real hardcore people out there, we made a behind-the-scenes video, too!
Today is a very special year because we’ve got all these presidents trying to be the main president and win a trip to the White Hour. I love it, because there’s so many funny memes and it’s just endless fun for everybody expect all those people who get all racial or become dicks about it, but they’re stupid anyway. The point is, the presidents are interesting to look at, it’s nice to watch them argue on TV, and one of them is going to win and give us four years of entertainment. No matter what happens, we win!