Bob Kowchanski’s Guide to Sex Stuff

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Bob Kowchanski's Guide to Sex Stuff

A little while ago I was telling you guys about how to be a grandpa and I mentioned that you might not know how to do sex, which is a pretty important part of becoming a grandpa. Now, seriously, I don’t know how you don’t already know all about sex; after all, this is the Internet, and you have plenty of educational sites to reference [EDITOR’S NOTE: several of the previous links are not work-safe; Bob, being unemployed, tends to forget to mention these things]. But that’s fine, whatever. There’s a reason why most men’s and women’s magazines have at least one article per issue describing new sex moves. I don’t know where they’re getting all these new ones, I mean, after … Read More

Shitbirds

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A List of Various Shitbirds

Bob’s been looking for work, but that hasn’t stopped him from judging other people for being morons. In this article, he provides examples of the kinds of people he has to deal with on a daily basis, and why he doesn’t like them.

Welcome to Employee Orientation Weekend!

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Welcome to Employee Orientation Weekend!

It’s your first day on a job; a new company, a new opportunity, a fresh new start! You are determined to make the best of it, and really make it work this time. But you are confronted with a bizarre menagerie of characters out of a fever dream, and realize you MIGHT have made a mistake.

How I Got Mugged by John Lithgow

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It’s possible that Bob’s latest anti-celebrity rant was a case of mistaken identity. Then again, maybe not. All we can know for sure is that it throws John Lithgow’s chilling performance in the hit show Dexter into a whole new light.

Did You Guys Know Spock Died?

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Live Long and Peaceper

Everybody mourns in their own way. Bob, for example, mourns the loss of sci-fi legend and humanitarian Leonard Nemoy by relating a story in which he assaulted an innocent convention-goer with a pair of Hulk Hands.