Filler Content Friday – Volume 2

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Filler Content Friday – Volume 2

Lots of web sites have filler content.  Some web sites are exclusively filler content.  InternalShirt.com is the only that will openly admit it and set a specific day aside for it.  The other difference is, the content you’ll see here is original content; stuff that I written or created in Photoshop that doesn’t warrant an article of its own.  I’m going to endeavor to post a small selection of stuff from my personal archives every week until I run out of material.

This week includes Mutant Grease: The Musical, one too many fedoras, terrible puns, Katy Perry’s ladyboner for cockatiels, and a dog morphing into a baby seal.

What if the classic musical Grease were about genetic mutations caused by hard radiation?  I think it would go a little something like this…

The cast of Grease isn't looking so hot.

I got legs
They’re multiplying
And I’m losin’ control
‘Cause the radiation
You’re supplyin’
My DNA is fryin’!

Feminists Hate Him!

I’m not particularly pro-feminist, nor am I particularly pro-MRA.  I just thought this would be funny, so I made it.  It’s more of a statement on stupid Internet ads than it is a political statement.  Also, I intensely dislike extremely vocal SJW’s, and enjoy riling them up.

I hate puns.  But sometimes I can’t help myself.  Here are some terrible puns in image format.

This isn't so much a pun as it is a play on words.

This isn’t so much a pun as it is a play on words.

Rick Limes

I was gonna do a Daryl Dicks On, but… well.. no.

Tom Cruise Ship

[INSERT HILARIOUS SCIENTOLOGY JOKE HERE]

Sometimes a thing will just get stuck in my head, and it won’t leave without the aid of either a bullet or Photoshop.  I’m sure some people will argue that I made the wrong choice:

Katy Perry

I kissed a bird and I liked it.

Finally, here is a dog morphing into a baby seal, because how the fuck else am I going to end this post?

Dog morphing into a baby seal.

The more you think about it, the less sense it makes.

I think we’re done here.

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