NO OFFENSE TO ALL YOU MIDGETS OUT THERE!
L.A.: But doesn’t that defeat the rebellious nature of the beast?
Me: hmm. yeah. we’ll have to beat the whores or do acid or something
L.A.: Something illegal
Me: we could kill a midget
L.A.: Now that
L.A.: Now that’s just wasteful
Me: well, it’s just that giants are sometimes harder to kill
Me: those damn thick skulls
Me: i had to put that bullet in his brain with a fucking hammer
THE CLOWNS ARE COMING!
Me: come one, come all! come have sex in the CLOWN BARREL
C.B.: the CLOWN BARREL is a unique and sterile environment!
Me: The CLOWN BARREL remains sterile, regardless of what is put into it
C.B.: revolutionary new technology allows multiple participants to roll around like a jackass!
Me: maximum odor and stain control means less work for you!
C.B.: i just got a spam titled:
C.B.: Sandwiches of Cock and Tits
Me: how inventive
Me: i think i’ll change career paths and become a spam email title writer
C.B.: but i think i just found one that is even funnier
C.B.: Touch his Demerol
MORE WONDERFUL SPAM
C.B.: For your wifes b-day you want to make a sperm firework
C.B.: that’s a spam subject i just got
C.B.: also: illegible summer
Me: I try to do that for her at least once a week
C.B.: which i kinda think would be a cool band name lol
Me: That’s the best email subject ever, btw
IT’S MY NUMBER ONE CHRISTMAS GIFT ITEM!
Me: Screaming at the Jell-O does not seem to have any effect
C.B.: try singing to it
Me: It changed shape slightly
C.B.: well done