Chatlog Fun: Volume Eight

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NO OFFENSE TO ALL YOU MIDGETS OUT THERE!

L.A.: But doesn’t that defeat the rebellious nature of the beast?
Me: hmm. yeah. we’ll have to beat the whores or do acid or something
L.A.: Something illegal
Me: we could kill a midget
L.A.: Now that
L.A.: Now that’s just wasteful
Me: well, it’s just that giants are sometimes harder to kill
Me: those damn thick skulls
Me: i had to put that bullet in his brain with a fucking hammer

THE CLOWNS ARE COMING!

Me: come one, come all! come have sex in the CLOWN BARREL

Rodeo Clown Quail Dobbs

HONK HONK

C.B.: the CLOWN BARREL is a unique and sterile environment!
Me: The CLOWN BARREL remains sterile, regardless of what is put into it
C.B.: revolutionary new technology allows multiple participants to roll around like a jackass!
Me: maximum odor and stain control means less work for you!

WONDERFUL SPAM

C.B.: i just got a spam titled:
C.B.: Sandwiches of Cock and Tits
Me: hahaha
Me: how inventive
Me: i think i’ll change career paths and become a spam email title writer
C.B.: but i think i just found one that is even funnier
C.B.: Touch his Demerol

MORE WONDERFUL SPAM

C.B.: For your wifes b-day you want to make a sperm firework
C.B.: that’s a spam subject i just got
C.B.: also: illegible summer
Me: I try to do that for her at least once a week
C.B.: which i kinda think would be a cool band name lol
Me: That’s the best email subject ever, btw

IT’S MY NUMBER ONE CHRISTMAS GIFT ITEM!

Me: Screaming at the Jell-O does not seem to have any effect
C.B.: try singing to it

Ghostbusters 2

Me: Hmm
Me: It changed shape slightly
C.B.: well done

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Tom Cash

Hi! I’m Tom. I am on a journey of constant self-improvement, and I’m thankful that you’ve chosen to join me. I’d love to hear from you.